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8 Days - London Calling: A Hilarious Guide to a Week of British Shenanigans


This 8-day London itinerary offers a comprehensive exploration of London's iconic landmarks, including the British Museum, Tower Bridge, Tower of London, Royal Academy of Arts, Big Ben, Buckingham Palace, and Westminster Abbey, all while following in the footsteps of the legendary Sherlock Holmes.


General Weather in London

  • Spring (March to May): Spring can be quite varied. Temperatures range from 8°C (46°F) to 15°C (59°F). It's often cool and can be rainy, so an umbrella and layers are useful.

  • Summer (June to August): Summers are mild to warm, with temperatures between 15°C (59°F) and 25°C (77°F). Occasional heatwaves can push temperatures higher. Rain is still possible, so a light rain jacket is handy.

  • Autumn (September to November): Fall sees temperatures from 11°C (52°F) to 15°C (59°F). It can be quite wet and windy, so waterproof clothing is recommended.

  • Winter (December to February): Winters are cold but not extreme, with temperatures ranging from 2°C (36°F) to 8°C (46°F). Snow is rare but possible. Dress warmly and in layers.


Travel Tips for London

  1. Public Transportation:

  • Oyster Card: Get an Oyster card or use contactless payment for easy access to buses, the Tube, and trains.

  • Tube Map: Familiarize yourself with the London Underground map. The Tube is often the fastest way to get around.

  • Buses: Use buses to see more of the city above ground. They can also be more convenient for short distances.

  1. Accommodation:

  • Location: Stay centrally if possible to reduce travel time. Areas like Covent Garden, South Bank, and Soho are great for tourists.

  • Booking: Book well in advance, especially during peak seasons (summer and around Christmas).

  1. Attractions:

  • Popular Sites: Must-see attractions include the British Museum, Tower of London, Buckingham Palace, and the London Eye.

  • Parks: Visit the Royal Parks like Hyde Park, Regent’s Park, and St. James’s Park for some greenery.

  • Theatres: Catch a West End show; booking in advance is recommended for popular performances.

  1. Dining:

  • Variety: London has a diverse food scene. Explore different cuisines in areas like Soho, Shoreditch, and Brixton.

  • Afternoon Tea: Experience traditional afternoon tea at places like The Ritz or Fortnum & Mason.

  • Markets: Visit markets like Borough Market for food stalls and fresh produce, and Camden Market for a more eclectic food experience.

  1. Cultural Etiquette:

  • Queueing: Brits are known for their love of orderly queues. Always queue up and wait your turn.

  • Tipping: Tipping is generally 10-15% in restaurants if service isn't included. It's not necessary in pubs or for taxis, but rounding up to the nearest pound is appreciated.

  1. Safety:

  • Pickpocketing: Be aware of your belongings, especially in crowded areas and on public transport.

  • Emergency Number: The emergency number in the UK is 999 or 112.

  1. Connectivity:

  • Wi-Fi: Free Wi-Fi is widely available in cafes, restaurants, and public spaces.

  • SIM Cards: Consider getting a local SIM card or an international plan for mobile data.

  1. Weather Preparedness:

  • Umbrella: Always carry a compact umbrella or a waterproof jacket as London's weather can be unpredictable.

  • Layers: Dress in layers to adjust to varying temperatures throughout the day.








Flight: Check Here

Day 1: Landing in London, a Land of Fish and Chips (and Maybe a Pickle)

The plane touched down at Heathrow, a thick aroma of… well, airplane fumes, greeted me. I couldn't wait to explore this legendary city. After a 45-minute journey on the Piccadilly line (approx. £6), I checked into St. Giles London, the room was comfortable and clean, with a view of the bustling London streets outside.


Breakfast at Double J's Cafe (approx. £8), with its strong coffee and crispy bacon, energized me for the day. Afterward, I headed to the British Museum (free entry) but better to have a reservation for the visit! a 15-minute walk from my hotel, immersing myself in the flow of history, experiencing the brilliance of human civilization.


Lunchtime arrived, and I found myself at Burger & Lobster (approx. £20), a 10-minute walk from the museum, indulging in delicious burgers and lobster, satisfying my taste buds.

Recommended: Whole Lobster, Lobster Roll.


In the afternoon, I strolled through Leicester Square, enjoying the street performers and soaking up the vibrant energy of London.

Receommended: Watch the swiss Glockenspiel Clock, Shop in the Wizard and Wonder Harry Potter style store, Stroll down Cecil's court.


Dinner at Angus Steakhouse Leicester Square (approx. £25), a hearty steak feast, brought a perfect end to the day.

Recommended: 28-day dry-aged Ribeye steak


Day 2: Exploring East London, Experiencing Street Culture

Today, I ventured into East London, immersing myself in the city's vibrant street culture.

After a 30-minute journey on the Overground (approx. £4), I arrived at Beigel Bake Brick Lane Bakery (approx. £4), savoring the famous bagels and salt beef, a delicious and unforgettable experience.

Afterward, I strolled through Borough Market, where the wide variety of goods and delicacies overwhelmed my senses.

Recommended: Artisanal Cheeses and Cured Meat


In the afternoon, I arrived at Tower Bridge (approx. £10 entry), a 15-minute walk from Borough Market, a majestic structure that is one of London's iconic landmarks.

Recommended: Walk across the Glass Floor of the High-Level Walkways


Afterward, I visited the Tower of London (approx. £25 entry), learning about significant events in British history.

Recommended: Crown Jewels


For dinner, I chose Hobson’s Fish and Chips Soho (approx. £12), enjoying authentic British fish and chips, crispy and delicious. The atmosphere is classic, no-frills, and bustling. Be prepared for a queue, try the cod and haddock, and enjoy with a side of mushy peas!


Day 3: Royal Art, Big Ben, and a Covent Garden Caper

I started my day with a visit to the Royal Academy of Arts (approx. £18 entry), a 20-minute walk from my hotel, admiring the latest and greatest in contemporary art. The grandeur of the building and the thought-provoking exhibitions left me in awe.

Recommended: Explore the surrounding Burlington Gardens.


Next, I made my way to Big Ben, a majestic landmark that's a must-see for any visitor to London. The sheer size and history of this iconic clock tower left me speechless.


Lunch at Franco Manca in Covent Garden (approx. £15), a 10-minute walk from Big Ben, with its delicious pizza and lively atmosphere, was a delightful treat. The vibrant street performers and bustling market stalls provided a unique backdrop for my meal.

Recommended: Sourdough Pizzas, Try the no. 5 pizza with chorizo, order at the counter, and enjoy the sourdough crust!


In the afternoon, I explored Covent Garden, a bustling market where you can find everything from souvenirs to street performers to… well, you get the idea. The vibrant energy and eclectic mix of shops and stalls made for a truly memorable experience.


Dinner at Rules Restaurant (approx. £30), a place where the food is traditional and the atmosphere is classic London. The classic British dishes and charming ambiance transported me back in time.

Recommended: Oysters and Seafood, Fish Pie

, Steak and Kidney Pie, Roast Beef on the Bone.


Day 4: Buckingham Palace, a Sea of Life, and a London Eye Surprise

I began my day with a visit to Buckingham Palace (approx. £25 entry), a 30-minute journey on the Victoria line (approx. £3), the home of the Queen. The Changing of the Guard ceremony was a spectacle to behold, and the grandeur of the palace left me in awe.

Recommended:Watch the Changing of the Guard ceremony, Take a tour of the State Rooms, Visit the Queen's Gallery, Explore the Royal Mews, etc.


Lunch at Sapori (approx. £15), an Italian restaurant, a 10-minute walk from Buckingham Palace, with its delicious pasta and lively atmosphere, was a welcome change from the traditional British fare. The vibrant atmosphere and authentic Italian flavors made for a delightful dining experience.

Recommended: Bruschetta, Carpaccio di Manzo (Wagyu beef carpaccio), Pappardelle al Cinghiale (wild boar ragù), Risotto alla Milanese, Pollo alla Cacciatora (hunter-style chicken),Tiramisù for dessert.


In the afternoon, I ventured to the Sea Life London Aquarium (approx. £28 entry), a 20-minute journey on the Jubilee line (approx. £3), where I encountered sharks, penguins, and… well, you get the idea. The diverse marine life and interactive exhibits made for a fascinating and educational experience.


Dinner at The Shard (approx. £40), a restaurant with breathtaking views of the city, a 10-minute walk from the aquarium, was a culinary highlight. The exquisite food and panoramic vistas made for a truly unforgettable dining experience.


Day 5: From Baker Street to British Elegance

Morning: We start our day with a quick 11-minute walk from our hotel to McDonald’s for a budget-friendly breakfast, with an average spend of £3-5.

Energized, we head to the Sherlock Holmes Museum, immersing ourselves in the world of the famous detective. The museum’s entry fee ranges from £11-16.

Recommended: Dr. Watson's Chair, Sherlock's Deerstalker Cap and Inverness Cape


Midday: A short stroll leads us to Regent’s Park, a verdant oasis in the heart of the city. We recommend visiting Primrose Hill and Queen Mary Gardens,

or perhaps renting a boat for £11.75. For lunch, we enjoy the delightful offerings at Regent’s Bar and Kitchen, spending around £12-16 per person.

Recommended: Fish and Chips, Regent's Burger


Afternoon: Next, we wander over to the British Library, a treasure trove of knowledge with free admission. After soaking in the literary atmosphere, we dine at Yatri, savoring Indian cuisine for dinner with an average cost of £8-15 per person.

Recommended: Burrata, Margherita Pizza, Spaghetti Carbonara, Risotto alla Milanese


Day 6: Soho’s Charm and City Hall’s Grandeur

Morning: Our day begins with a 13-minute walk to Bill’s Soho Restaurant for breakfast, where we spend about £6-15. We then make our way to London City Hall, an architectural marvel with no entry fee.


Midday: For lunch, we ascend to DUCK & WAFFLE, enjoying panoramic views and exquisite dishes, with prices ranging from £10-50.

Recommended: All Day Breakfast, Signature Duck & Waffle, Egg Benedict, Pancake and French Toast


Afterwards, we visit St Paul’s Cathedral, an emblem of London’s resilience.


Afternoon: We take a leisurely 39-minute walk to the River Thames and explore the Greenwich Foot Tunnel and the surrounding area, including the Cutty Sark and Greenwich Market


Dinner is a classic British affair at The Golden Chippy, where we indulge in fish and chips for £12-24 per person.

Recommended: Traditional Fish and Chips, Cod and Haddock battered to order, Chunky Chips (Fries), Mushy Peas , Saveloy or Jellied Eels (for the adventurous)


Day 7: Windsor’s Royal Splendor and Soho’s Sizzling Steaks

Morning: After a 3-minute walk from our hotel, we enjoy a hearty breakfast at Eggslut Fitzrovia, spending £10-15. We then visit the majestic Windsor Castle, with admission fees of £15-30.

Recommended: Visit St. George's Chapel, Watch the Changing of the Guard ceremony, Explore the Castle's Semi-State Rooms, See the Castle's impressive art collection


Midday: We spend the afternoon shopping at the Royal Mall of Windsor,

treating ourselves to both souvenirs and luxury items.


Evening: Dinner is at Flat Iron Soho, where we savor American steaks for £13-22 per person. (Approx. 1 hour 4 mins from Royal Mall)

Recommended: The signature £10 Steak, Creamy Mashed Potatoes, Roasted Bone Marrow, Pan-seared Scallops, Cheesy Fried Pickles, Flat Iron's famous Free Popcorn.


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Day 8: Artistic Mornings and Japanese Farewells

Morning: We check out of our hotel and head to Dishoom in Covent Garden for breakfast, with an average spend of £11-16 and 6 mins walk from the hotel. We then immerse ourselves in art at the National Gallery, which offers free admission.

Recommended: Van Gogh's "Sunflowers", Da Vinci's "The Virgin of the Rocks", Vincent van Gogh's "Chair", J.M.W. Turner's "The Fighting Temeraire".


Midday: A visit to Somerset House follows, another cultural landmark with no entry fee. (Approx. 13 mins walk from Gallery). For lunch, we experience authentic Japanese cuisine at Cocoro, spending around £10-24.(Approx. 15 misns walk from Somerset House)


Afternoon: Our final cultural stop is the Royal Opera House (24 mins around from Restaurant), before we make our way to London Heathrow Airport, concluding our unforgettable London adventure.



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Join us next time as we continue to explore the world, one destination at a time. Safe travels!

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